Wednesday, March 26, 2008

High Maintence sluts

Good morning sluts-

HIGH MAINTENANCE SLUT bikiniwhore has been b*tching and moaning about her pic being up. Therefore, I covered her eyes. WHATEVER. Like anyone is actually going to care! Ohh boohoo!

I bet everyone knows what a whorish obsessed bikinislut she is anyway. Send ME my $$$ slut!

From now on, my HIGH MAINTENANCE SLUTS will be referred to as, HMS's. This is NOT an honor of distinction. This is for those that beg, plead and NEED my time but either lack the funds or are too lazy to do what I want. These HMS's are in danger of ME telling them to F*CK OFF and blocking them. Its a simple warning....take note.

Quick notes for my better slaves:

Little footboy danny I know you have been looking at the shoes on my wishlist again....time to buy.

My slutty slaveboy floyd, keep up the FAITH of WORSHIPPING ME. I want an email report ASAP.

Slutty dorkboy in Cali, I want to see those pics of your new toys.

Pathetic wanker ollyinengland, I want to know how the shemale worked for you! LOLOLOLOL It worked and it was HOT, you little c*cksucking slut!

Bi bi sluts!

Monday, March 24, 2008

Check this out!

Miss ME bitches? Of course you did.

I am not in the mood for to write a ton of emails, so this post will be notes
to some of my slaves and sissy bitches.


Check this out:

This is bikinislut in action...I caught his a$$ on cam modeling
another one of his shiny bikinis. This tramp is such a nasty
little tramp, he always soils those poor bottoms! LMAO!

NOTE TO bikinislut: I will NOT unblock you until you send ME a treat. No more buying bikinis for the next month, the money cums to ME! Raise your hands if you want to see little bikinislut in action on the cam, I can certainly arrange it!

In addition, I have to mention poor little slutfloyd.
As most of you know he is the religious freak with a penchant for serving MY GODDESS feet and heels as well as sucking c*cks for ME. He sends me these tragic emails begging to release him from servitude, then ALWAYS turns around and THANKS ME for using him.

Check out a part of his recent devotional email:
"CRUEL GODDESS, every time i think i don't want to do this any longer, i feel like YOU'VE zapped all of my strength and inner resolve. i don't seem to be able to find any power or fortitude to resist YOU.......YOU have weakened me. YOUR voice is constantly in my head, echoing over-and-over all the things YOU have written to me. i have wanted to break away this weekend, and began praying again............ YOU'VE got me and YOU'VE got me good. YOU are a BEAUTIFUL, POWERFUL, AMAZING GODDESS. YOU are a CRUEL MISTRESS and a WONDERFUL OWNER. Even when i feel like breaking away, i remember how good YOU have been to me........even when i have those days that I'd like to go back. Or do i? Like i said, i have no strength when it comes to YOU."

He knows very well I OWN HIS a$$.
He is such a devoted freak I actually really enjoy his emails!

I say this to MY floydslut:

I OWN your mind, body and soul. If you are going to "pray", you pray to ME. If you are going to worship, you worship ME. It is time to accept your NEW RELIGION, The slut redemption program at the Church of GODDESS EVA, open to all whores, cocksuckers, sissies, slaves and sluts. Prepare to worship at the altar of of my GORGEOUS body and be prepared to sacrifice for yours SINS.


NOTE TO slaveolly: Dirty, a$$eating piece of sh*t- I want you to email ME a report on your little c*cksucking session. I KNOW you did it, and it is time to confess. Do it ASAP.

NOTE TO blkslave (haslave): When I tell you to CALL ME, you do so. I have assigned you a $50 fine for your rudeness.

NOTE TO atomichorsechaps: Time to go and get MY tasty A$$ photos.
I want you to sit and stare at my perfect pert bottom for 10 minutes. Open the others and stare for 10. Tie up your clitty and balls and then CALL.


NOTE TO lxjunkie my small dicked cucky loser: I told MY lover about you asking to clean him up after we have some fun- he laughed hysterically and instead is thinking about slapping your face and kicking you in the balls, forcing you to wait outside MY bedroom. Get your cucky sissyself back to ME asap...I will make you serve another of my lovers.

NOTE TO slavebrett: I know you are crazy for a mouthful, and truly want to serve ME in RT, but you are now NOT ALLOWED to touch yourself without MY PERMISSION. For the next week, you will be in chastity for ME. In addition, I have a a girlfriend/MISTRESS who is very interested in enacting the kidnapping scenario. Email ME for info.

Be good MY bitches...enjoy MY a$$!!!





Monday, March 10, 2008

Monday Morning

Hope all my sissies, slaves and sluts had a suitably naughty weekend.
I know I DID.

I went to the most wonderful party on Saturday.
A lovely MISTRESS friend of mine in the city put together a little "cocktail" theme party.
Now, when I say, "cocktail", most of you think of drinks and little finger food....LOL.
Not this get-together.

The "cocktail" part was that FOUR of her best little slaves had their personal "cocktail wienies" painted in red lipstick and tied up in pink bows. Then they served tiny foods that were the shape and size of their shame....gherkin pickles, small pretzel rods, tiny sausages.....
F*CKING HILARIOUS!!!!!

There were many bare bottom spanking, items inserted, tugging and tease and laughing at these poor saps. However, let me make something clear...these little slaves LOVED IT! Do not be fooled by their tears of embarrassment...each one got a special gift for doing as told. Can you guess what is was?

A few notes to MY sluts and slaves:
Little bikiniwhore, if you were to stop spending all your money on gurly bikini's, perhaps you would have enough $$$ to CALL ME and then you would get MORE than a few crumbs. Smoking slaveslutfloyd, get off your soapbox and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Be glad I EVEN give you an ounce of MY attention. My personal shoelover drkizzle, check out my wish list, I found some pointy-toed stiletto heels to DIE FOR! My pathetic andysub, get your loser ass on that hot little plug and call me ASAP with your sissy report.


Have a good day b*tches!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Quickie


I have been a VERY BUSY MISTRESS this past week.



I have received several dumba$$ emails from a few of my slavesluts, crying that I have "abandoned" and "forgotten" about them. Reading 1 or 2 emails is funny, but getting more is downright PATHETIC.




Here is a reminder to all of you:




-I HAVE A LIFE, UNLIKE SOME OF YOU JERKOFFS, and if I DECIDE TO CUT BACK ON EMAILING OR BLOGGING, its MY F*CKING PREROGATIVE!
-DO NOT EVER FORGET I OWN YOUR SLUTTY LITTLE HOLES...and WILL DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT.

-I NEVER FORGET MY B*TCHES!




So those of you who are that desperate, you know who you are...go and hang your head and get back to doing what you do best, OBEYING MY WISHES.




Then, get to my AMAZON, SEPHORA, MACYS or NF and send ME a gift, APOLOGIZING FOR BEING SO SELFISH as to THINK I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO DEAL WITH YOUR PATHETIC A$$.




Tsk tsk...the punishments I will have to dole out! Although, I LOVE to punish.
I am sure some of you will enjoy MY wrath....

Now stare and worship my pic and get to work making it up to ME!